Rejected Children's Book Titles
While cleaning out some stuff, I came across an email forward I had printed out years ago. I don't remember where it came from, but it's still freakin' hilarious. Take a look ...
1. You're Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife, Robert
4. Fun 4 Letter Words to Know & Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, & Scissors, An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George & the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have The Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking, & Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were An Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop-Goes-the-Hamster! and Other Great Microwave Games
21. The Man in the Moon is Really Satan
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
24. Eggs, Toilet Paper & Your School
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork & Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Places Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
... I think I should put these on a suggested reading list for my classes next year : )
, Ms. K
... it feels so wrong, but it's okay to laugh :)
Rejected
Children's Book Titles
Children's Book Titles
1. You're Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife, Robert
4. Fun 4 Letter Words to Know & Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, & Scissors, An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George & the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have The Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking, & Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were An Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop-Goes-the-Hamster! and Other Great Microwave Games
21. The Man in the Moon is Really Satan
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
24. Eggs, Toilet Paper & Your School
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork & Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Places Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
... I think I should put these on a suggested reading list for my classes next year : )
, Ms. K
posted by Ash at 9:23 PM
3 Comments:
nice heart
Some possible additions I've thought of:
Why Mom & Dad lock their door
Herbs: More than just seasoning
Nine months before you were born
How to open mommy’s pill bottles
The joy of fireworks
Mom & Dad won’t find out
Santa is Bullsh*t
Not just for peeing
In the drawer next to Mommy’s bed
Drinks under the sink
Nice work Aaron!
.... and THAT, my dear, is why we're friends :)
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